see there are levels to thirst depending on the man like michael b jordan is your high school best friend’s older brother that’s home from college and come to the kitchen in basketball shorts and nike flip flops with no shirt and idris elba is your new boss at your job that you make sure to wear your best girdle around ‘cause you want himto see them titties sittin and anthony mackie is the best buy manager that you force to talk to you about digital cameras for 45 minutes whole time you thinkin about that dick.
when an artist you hate comes out with a good song
when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you
The difference between nerds and geeks.
That’s it. I found it. The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference.
There it is. It has been said.
how normal girls laugh vs. my laugh
I’VE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE.
OH MY GOD
I just went into a fit of coughing.
As a writer, I can safely say I feast on the tears of the unfortunates.
STARRING: A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, ANOTHER MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WHITE ACTOR, AND SOME BACKGROUND LADIES I GUESS
accurate poster for SO MANY current TV shows
scott and lydia holding hands
derek crying over cora
"mom would have believed me"
multishipping so hard that you just want the show to turn into an orgy.
If you can’t handle me at my fangirl you don’t deserve me at my womanist scholar.
never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game