01 6 / 2012
Where Steve and Tony both try to confess to one another, but wind up getting cold feet. Cue eye rolling, some groaning and a lot of facepalming from all their friends.
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01 6 / 2012
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…and this is like 99% of why I love Tony Stark, in a nutshell. The swag is great and all, but that’s more of a mask than the Iron Man helmet. This is who he is, under the designer labels and piles of money: a futurist, a great intellect, and a man who loves his work*.
That is sexier than the wealth and the cars and the real estate. Unf.
[* also: daddy issues. A metric fuckton of daddy issues.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4x03uVDPh1rwbr6ho1_500.png)
…and this is like 99% of why I love Tony Stark, in a nutshell. The swag is great and all, but that’s more of a mask than the Iron Man helmet. This is who he is, under the designer labels and piles of money: a futurist, a great intellect, and a man who loves his work*.
That is sexier than the wealth and the cars and the real estate. Unf.
[* also: daddy issues. A metric fuckton of daddy issues.]
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31 5 / 2012
I just love that all the other guys are going “…whoa shit” and Steve’s going “Hell yes!”
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31 5 / 2012
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
#PHEELS
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31 5 / 2012
This is a sad song. This is the saddest song in the world.
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31 5 / 2012
Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.
OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.
ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)
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31 5 / 2012
Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)
#i was going to make a joke about him flying into my uterus but that didn’t seem right #just know i was going to make that joke
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31 5 / 2012
I hate it when fans ship avengers characters just from what they saw in the movies
a-wild-phil-coulson-appeared-and:
Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.
Okay.
Have I read enough comcis for you??
:-|
you’re right. i just reread all those comics
and you’re totally right
context?
what context?
there’s no context here
no
context
whatsoever
wow this ship has no base to it
at all
i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them
not one
it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card.
it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope
it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol
it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no
it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve.
it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad.
it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no.
it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope
it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe.
it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh.
it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other
it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.
is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.
HAHAHAHAH the movies aren’t even that shippy yet
oh man i love this people assuming that the slash shippers are a new thing in the fandom
hilarious
I love everything about this post.
The only thing I have to add to this is the OP is kinda a dumb ass because I shipped them before the movies because of the comics, but I guess that point has been made by the cool people above.
Besides, who cares if some people do ship it just because of the movie? Let’s not be all elitist in our fandom, oki doke? There is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone shipping ANYTHING for any reason. It is shipping. Not something serious like the zombie apocalypse.
(Also, like all above…been shipping it since the beginning of TIME but thanks for playing, OP.)
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31 5 / 2012
OH MY GOD IF ANYTHING WATCH THIS TO HEAR JARED’S LAUGH. IT’S LIKE UNICORNS FLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SETTING THE WORLD AFLAME WITH LOLLIPOPS AND CANDYCANES
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31 5 / 2012
Hey Dodgers fans, Tyler Hoechlin is throwing out the first pitch at tonight’s game, and Dylan O’Brien is catching it!
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31 5 / 2012
You guys! @dylanobrien is catching the first pitch that@TylerL_Hoechlin is throwing at tonight’s Dodgers game!
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31 5 / 2012
#but Robert, you’re not actually Ton… oh whatever, just go with it.
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